So I’ve awoken from my post thanksgiving slumber (which was great, best turkey ever!) and while skimming through the latest ramblings from Bill Simmons came across some very rare deleted scenes from The Shawshank Redemption, the greatest movie of all time.
There’s two scenes, the second features Morgan Freeman laughing hysterically for about a minute, while the first scene is Red tripping out about the world and its female population and is where the title of this post comes from.
The clip is up at We Demand Videos! Have an uber-awesome weekend y’all!