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Are You Constantly Happy? Now There's Help!

Do you constantly find yourself smiling, laughing, and being in good spirits? Do people find your optimistic outlook on life annoying? Are you having trouble keeping friends, jobs and lovers because of your exuberance? Well, fret no more as now there’s help! Check out this “news” clip below to find out more.

For more funny videos, check out the comedy section at We Demand Videos!

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  1. Tony Lee Feb 21, 2009 · 12:02 pm

    I’m going to place an order for one of my coworkers. She is way too much of a morning person, if you know what I mean. You really have to have a good dose of Red Bull to keep up with her!

    Cool video….

    Tony Lees last blog post..What it is Your Favorite Designer Handbag?

  2. Adam Pieniazek Feb 21, 2009 · 12:16 pm

    Hehe…let me know what her reaction is Tony!

  3. Antalya Kemer Otel Feb 21, 2009 · 3:50 pm

    Well I am a happy easy going person but it is true that it can be really annoying to other people. Especially to those workaholic types. So advised to keep that gloomy face especially in the mornings at the work place :))

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  4. Alex Feb 22, 2009 · 1:55 am

    Haha,

    this video reminds me of another really funny one I had seen about Tequila as a great medicine. haha. check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLpxh7DyJc (Tequila Medication)

  5. Tony Lee Feb 23, 2009 · 11:00 am

    Nice Video Alex,

    As I recall, that was a widely used medicinal beverage we used
    a lot in the military.

    We would take the newbies out to the NCO club for initiation. We would call them “ta-kill-ya” parties. They usually ended up passed out in the barracks shower stalls the next morning.

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  6. Justin Wright Feb 23, 2009 · 3:55 pm

    Haha, that’s hilarious. I think a lot of people would tell me to take this stuff since I tend to be happy all the time.

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  7. Karol W. Feb 24, 2009 · 2:27 am

    Onion News is great. Try searching for World of World of Warcraft or the Apple Wheel. Their videos have an amazing production quality and are consistantly funny!

  8. reading interventions Feb 24, 2009 · 1:39 pm

    I love onion news. That one was a hoot. Thanks a ton!

  9. James@Life Coaching Feb 25, 2009 · 9:31 am

    “Now we can waste the night sitting on the couch watching a TV programme neither of us enjoy, like a normal couple,”

    Ah, the joy of Despondex.

  10. streetpilot c340 Feb 26, 2009 · 11:56 am

    LOL hilarious video. I don’t know many people that would need this medication though haha.

    I wish I was in need of these meds sometimes actually! 🙂

  11. Moni Feb 26, 2009 · 2:30 pm

    Nice Video, thanks for sharing.
    Some people here could really use these meds…

  12. Adam Pieniazek Feb 27, 2009 · 10:45 am

    Haha…that’s a funny video Alex! I’ve put it up in the comedy section over at We Demand Videos. Thanks for the link. It reminded me of many good times my freshman year at USC.

  13. Caesar Mar 2, 2009 · 2:54 pm

    Hahaha! I can’t stop laughing. The Onion is as great as ever! We all need this medication now because we’re just too happy.

  14. Rose | London Mortgage Brokers Mar 5, 2009 · 8:12 am

    I always envy cheerful people because they always see the positive side of all things. I hate to give them drugs that will end their happiness even though they sometimes make me feel grumpier with their cheerful talk. Anyway, who will need the drug when there are a lot of things around us that can make them feel sad?

  15. Ste Mar 16, 2009 · 5:28 pm

    What?!?! It is a joke, right?

  16. Tom Apr 23, 2009 · 3:34 pm

    How is it difference from Zoloft or Prozac?

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