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		<title>Are You Constantly Happy? Now There&#039;s Help!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you constantly find yourself smiling, laughing, and being in good spirits? Do people find your optimistic outlook on life annoying? Are you having trouble keeping friends, jobs and lovers because of your exuberance? Well, fret no more as now there&#8217;s help! Check out this &#8220;news&#8221; clip below to find out more. For more funny [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you constantly find yourself smiling, laughing, and being in good spirits? Do people find your optimistic outlook on life annoying? Are you having trouble keeping friends, jobs and lovers because of your exuberance? Well, fret no more as now there&#8217;s help! Check out this &#8220;news&#8221; clip below to find out more.</p>
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<p>For more funny videos, check out <a href="http://wedemandvideos.com/category/comedy/">the comedy section at We Demand Videos!</a></p>
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		<title>Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To follow this site&#8217;s recent trend of funny Friday videos, here&#8217;s another hilarious clip from The Onion News Network. Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman HAHA! Have a great weekend everyone! Related Posts:Doooood, I got soooo drunk last night.Obama Zombies Stumble Around Searching for ChangeAre You Constantly Happy? Now There&#39;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To follow this site&#8217;s recent trend of <a href="http://adamp.wp42.com/video/doooood-i-got-soooo-drunk-last-night/">funny Friday videos</a>, here&#8217;s another <a href="http://adamp.wp42.com/politics/obama-zombies-stumble-around-searching-for-change/">hilarious clip from The Onion News Network</a>.</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/90276/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/ATTRACTIVE_GIRLS_article.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=Attractive%20Girls%20Union%20Refuses%20To%20Enter%20Into%20Talks%20With%20Mike%20Greenman"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/attractive_girls_union_refuses_to?utm_source=embedded_video">Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman</a></p>
<p>HAHA!</p>
<p> <img src='http://cdn.adamp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Have a great weekend everyone!</p>
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		<title>Doooood, I got soooo drunk last night.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone whose been to college has heard it more than once. Doooood, I got soooo drunk last night. Having attended four colleges, it&#8217;s a statement I&#8217;ve heard many a time, and even uttered once or twice. With the positive feedback to last week&#8217;s Obama Zombies video from The Onion, here&#8217;s another gem from America&#8217;s Finest [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone whose been to college has heard it more than once.</p>
<blockquote><p>Doooood, I got soooo drunk last night.</p></blockquote>
<p>Having attended four colleges, it&#8217;s a statement I&#8217;ve heard many a time, and even uttered once or twice. With the positive feedback to last week&#8217;s <a href="http://adamp.wp42.com/politics/obama-zombies-stumble-around-searching-for-change/">Obama Zombies video</a> from The Onion, here&#8217;s another gem from America&#8217;s Finest News Source.</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/78049/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/ROOMMATE_STUDY_article.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=Study%3A%20Nearly%2080%20Percent%20Of%20Roommates%20Got%20So%20Drunk%20Last%20Night"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_nearly_80_percent_of_0?utm_source=embedded_video">Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night</a></p>
<p>For more funny videos, check out <a href="http://wedemandvideos.com/category/comedy/">the comedy section at We Demand Videos!</a></p>
<p>Now, please don&#8217;t get soooo drunk this weekend!</p>
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		<title>Obama Zombies Stumble Around Searching for Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, I heart The Onion. Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are That video literally forced tears of laughter to roll down my cheeks. The Onion was really on point this year and especially down the stretch. Comedic genius. Check out some of their other hilarious stories: Black Guy Asks [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, I heart The Onion.</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/89632/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NOTHING_TO_TALK_ABOUT_article.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=Obama%20Win%20Causes%20Obsessive%20Supporters%20To%20Realize%20How%20Empty%20Their%20Lives%20Are"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive?utm_source=embedded_video">Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are</a></p>
<p>That video literally forced tears of laughter to roll down my cheeks.</p>
<p>The Onion was really on point this year and especially down the stretch. Comedic genius.</p>
<p>Check out some of their other hilarious stories:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change">Black Guy Asks Nation for Change</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_finally_shitty_enough_to">Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bush_can_i_stop_being_president">Bush: &#8216;Can I Stop Being President Now?&#8217;</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/black_man_given_nations">Black Man Given Nation&#8217;s Worst Job</a></li>
</ul>
<p>It&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true.</p>
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